a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I got a sexy Marty McFly outfit together, and in unrelated news, I need to figure out my Halloween costume.

People seem confused when I say “sexy Marty McFly costume”, like, “Oh, you’re going to wear heels and cut offs and a low-cut shirt with a puffer vest,” but you’re fools. All of you.

Marty McFly’s canonical outfit is already the sexiest combination of garments ever conceived. So many shirts. What’s going on under there? Nobody knows.

Mystery. Intrigue. Double denim. It’s peak fashion and the sooner we all admit it’s the tightest outfit ever, the sooner we can all stop living in fear.

Also, I’m gonna’ cut the band off of a couple calculator wristwatches and wear them like pasties.