2018 will be the year we stop making fun of Geminis and go for the real enemy: Aquarius.
What did we ever do to you? That you can prove in a court of law?
Me: Your honor…he’s incapable of love!
Miss Judge: What’s your proof?
Me: …he’s an aquarius!
Miss Judge: Jail!
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