dreamhouse777:

dreamhouse777:

gamgee:

jedidalek:

gamgee:

more-notes-than-you:

gamgee:

would love to be a pirate if pirate ships had showers

wow maybe the most relatable post i’ve ever seen

cons of being a pirate on a boat: 

• stinky

pros of being a pirate on a boat: 

• every single other thing you could possibly imagine

Don’t forget the scurvy & lack of rations. Also the having to kill people to make a living. ;P

you bring up some really good points, but i raise you:

• wielding a cutlass (very cool)
• hats, maybe BIG hats
• sea shanties
• forging friendships that will last a lifetime
• getting attacked by a squid

op if you cant handle a stinky boat ride you don’t deserve a life of adventure on the high seas

not showering is pivotal to the experience. what you want is a cruise you milquetoast liberal