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ancient greek artist 1: hey can you help me with an art question
ancient greek artist 2: i dunno i’m kinda busy
ancient greek artist 1: it’s about a dick
ancient greek artist 2: oh well in that case fire away
ancient greek artist 1: so i’m making this centaur but i don’t know where the dick goes. the horse half?
ancient greek artist 2: no it’s the people half
ancient greek artist 1: so it just has a dick coming out of its horse torso
ancient greek artist 2: well i mean the front legs are people legs so
ancient greek artist 1: the front legs are what now
ancient greek artist 2: people legs
ancient greek artist 1: so the horse half is what, coming out the people half’s ass
ancient greek artist 2: well yeah where did you think it was
ancient greek artist 1: no, you’re right, thanks