starduststarling:

There’s no way these aren’t cursed like c’mon

Turquoise: You time travel ofc.  But only one way, and it’s to like  The time when the Earth was still just a ball of magma.

Orange: You look good, yes.  But the looks are what’s considered good for a mosquito.

Blue: You can swim under water like a fish, but you can never ever leave the water.  And also you are a fish.

Red: You certainly are in love.  With somebody who died hundreds of years before you were ever born, and now you’re in a constant state of pining and mourning.

Light Green: You receive that money; somebody drops that money right into your fucking lap.  They robbed a bank earlier that day, and you’re arrested as an accomplice.

Purple: This one’s easy.  You’re invisible and nobody’s ever going to be able to see you again.  You’re declared missing and the day you nobody finds your body when you die.  Brutal.

Green: They never said what “young” was.  Enjoy being two years old for the rest of existence.

Violet: Instantly transported into space, where you definitely die rly quickly but a series of reactions leaves a star forming on your corpse.  Probably the best choice, tbh.