thebeautifulsoup:

the funniest thing about my job is trying to persuade the kids to do the shit i never bothered with in school

case in point:
i am currently writing a guide for our year 8s on how to research, plan, and write an essay

which is fine and everything, until you learn that i never once handed in an essay that wasn’t a first draft, and wrote my undergrad dissertation in 36 hours straight

Lol i need this for 11am tomorrow and was in school until 9.15 tonight finishing it so i can proofread it tomorrow morning

Seriously who let me be an example for children