discussing the best way to represent the estate manager’s massive “basic electrics” fail with my boss via the medium of art history

i’m arguing that his downfall will be best represented as a martyrdom painting a la caravaggio, with his own daisy-chained extension cords (which we objected to when he installed them, and which tonight started smoking) blazing around his neck, and she’s thinks holbein would be a better fit

i mean, she’s wrong, but it’s been fun