thebibliosphere:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

Hands down, still one of the best descriptive paragraphs I’ve ever read:

“I’m confronted by a customer with an extremely high pitched voice
and impenetrable Highland accent. This is one of those tiny old Scottish
women with a headscarf nailed on and muscles like steel wires. They are
a common sight in the East of Scotland, and are almost immortal. Only
the slow action of the wind off the north sea will gradually erode them.”

Full post here.

@thebibliosphere because Reasons.

I have never ready anything so accurate in my life.