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I’m writing my novel in fifth person, so every sentence starts with “I heard from this guy who told somebody…”
I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.
Pros of today: got to leave work early
Cons: need to now travel to Birmingham and not have a panic attack at the conference tomorrow
Good news!
It ended up being not only an incredibly interesting and useful conference, not only did i
NOT HAVE A PANIC ATTACK AND HAVE TO LOCK MYSELF IN THE LOO
I actually managed to be quite sociable, and to everyone’s delight played no small part in my team’s coming 2nd in the after dinner quiz!
worlds most wanted: bastards
three words that describe me
r u… a worm
long, wiggly and ready to get squiggly
Art By IG: @chloegiordano_embroidery
Instagram: @artwoonz
if it happened at all, it happened like that 