medusabraids:

jk rowling’s at it again

maxiesatanofficial:

skarchomp:

*wakes up and turns on my giant complicated yet charming series of rube goldberg machines that make my breakfast but i mess up the combination and get scorching hot eggs tossed in my face*

Pretty fucked up to see people uncritically reblogging this when OP’s automated hedge-trimmer rendered all my topiaries cubist as well as slicing my belt in two, causing my pants to fall down and reveal a whimsically-patterned pair of boxer shorts

platypus-protection-syndicate:

goodthingsarewaiting:

What was the last piece of text you read that changed your perspective on something?

oceanicspectre:

a-literal-manul:

A compelling argument