thebeautifulsoup:

the funniest thing about my job is trying to persuade the kids to do the shit i never bothered with in school

case in point:
i am currently writing a guide for our year 8s on how to research, plan, and write an essay

which is fine and everything, until you learn that i never once handed in an essay that wasn’t a first draft, and wrote my undergrad dissertation in 36 hours straight

Lol i need this for 11am tomorrow and was in school until 9.15 tonight finishing it so i can proofread it tomorrow morning

Seriously who let me be an example for children

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fightthemane:

hostagesandsnacks:

childrentalking:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

fabledquill:

killerchickadee:

intheheatherbright:

intheheatherbright:

Costume. Chitons.

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

also chlamys:

and exomis:

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day