lee jordan has a popular podcast in which he discusses completely real and reasonably mundane wizard news
half the listeners are wizards looking for an update, the other half are muggles convinced that it’s fictional
I… I am suddenly having a desperate need
fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive
more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay
post cancelled, i’ve been made aware of the fact that none of you messy bi bitches are capable of flirting in straight either
Correct.
Maybe people don’t see me as believable playing a person of today. I guess I’m just more realistic in a corset and funny hairstyles.
if it happened at all, it happened like that 