have i mentioned that one of my best friends is moving back to the uk after living in boston (ma) for a few years? it’s great that she will be under two hours travel from where i am in PLOUGHING COUNTRY (depending on where she moves to in london), but also a little upsetting that i no longer have an excuse to spend a ludicrous amount on flights on my credit card if i want to go to the usa but i am DELIGHTED SHE WILL BE SO CLOSE!!!
twitter: wow this website is terrible! in the new update all the videos autoplay now 😦 this is an inconvenience to me. oh wait i can turn this off actually its fine. still gonna complain about it though
tumblr: i wonder what this month’s outrageous mistake will be. ah yes, an ocean of blank comments. just another day on the social media platform that is programmed by howler monkeys
my favourite thing about tumblr updates is seeing everyone complain about tumblr updates weeks before you experience them
currently torn between continuing to grow my hair to become the preraphaelite muse i want to see in the world, and cutting it like this again bc it’s cute and convenient
↳ 29 May 1660 AD ‘Oak Apple Day’ – Restoration of the monarchy in England. From Pepys diary “Parliament had ordered the 29th May, the King’s birthday, to be for ever kept as a day of thanksgiving for our redemption from tyranny and the King’s return to his Government, he entering London that day.”
where tf do you even get fireworks before november???
I may be a bottle of wine down, but if you are at all cynical about teen movies then PLEASE watch Sierra Burgess is a Loser, because it has an amazing female friendship, a girl/boy friendship that is never even implied to be romantic even though the boy is implied to be straight, and, best of all,
*spoiler alert*
THE GIRL DOES NOT CHANGE TO GET THE BOY!!! AND SHE MAKES TERRIBLE CHOICES AND IS HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE??
birds were invented by sticking a bunch of weapons and feathers on a ball of pure hubris and bringing it to life by the power of spite and fight alone, they are completely lacking in the ability to regret bad decisions like the ones about to be made above
I like how the second heron is just hovering in the back like GREG. GREG, NO. LETS JUST GO HOME, COME ON
if it happened at all, it happened like that 