having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

5 is like an honorary even number
why does this make sense?
Viago’s Interview from the What We Do in the Shadows bonus features
Thank you, I love him.


tired interpretation: complaining about your wife being opinionated
wired interpretation: bragging about how smart your wife is
I wanna fight Keanu Reeves but in a way where he’s teaching me how to defend myself and be a better person the whole time


