if it happened at all, it happened like that

xenosagaepisodeone:

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

littletiddygothgf:

daily-showerthoughts:

5 is like an honorary even number

why does this make sense?

1010ll:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWqU0VWDu4C

centuriespast:

Bristol, Moonlight Scene
W. Cranbrook (active 1824–1862)
Bristol Museum & Art Gallery

thebibliosphere:

astolen98saturnsedan:

jernaineclement:

Viago’s Interview from the What We Do in the Shadows bonus features

@thebibliosphere

Thank you, I love him.

capatalismnt:

mcgonagollygee:

tired interpretation: complaining about your wife being opinionated

wired interpretation: bragging about how smart your wife is

fakexbf:

I wanna fight Keanu Reeves but in a way where he’s teaching me how to defend myself and be a better person the whole time