if it happened at all, it happened like that

sighinastorm:

argumate:

penfairy:

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

Grain entrapment fandom, where y’at?

antivanruffles:

When you only want to write certain parts of your story, but in order for those parts to make sense and have any impact you need to write other parts connecting them and you just don’t… wanna…

detailedart:

Details: Mid Ocean and The Ocean, ^{ca. 1900}, by Frederick Judd Waugh.

mefjus:

Malcolm Liepke

positive-memes:

A wholesome post on ask reddit

danielhowell:

OKAY FOR SOME REASON JOHN BARROWMAN WAS ON MY PLANE DRESSED AS AN AIR HOSTESS GIVING OUT ICE LOLLIES AND I WAS LIKE WTF AND SAID ‘this is now the best day of my life’ AND HE SAID ‘bet you didn’t think Captain Jack Harkness would be giving you something to suck on’ THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED WHY

sikenarthistory:

John Everett Millais, Ophelia (1851-1852) / Richard Siken, Scheherazade (2005)

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

invaderxan:

plain-flavoured-english:

Me: I wonder what the English name for this Greek fish is, let me just consult Google real quick

Google:

Me: What

Google:

Me: Um

Google:

Me: Stop saying boops boops

Google:

Me: Oh my god

Google:

Me: Please stop

Google:

*boop*

interesting addition: the IPA pronunciation means it’s two syllables and sounds like bow+ops