anne hathaway: im very insecure because ive gained weight since having a baby and my body looks different 😦
the entire cast of oceans 8:
Ok but why is no one talking about “Ben Solo’s Calligraphy Set” what the fuck did he use that for?
Mushrooms blooming in the tree bark.
things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:
- im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
- do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
- you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
- i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
- please dont crawl into my sleeves
- (sings a duet with a cricket)
7. mosquito lil dude you’re on thin fuckin ice
[transcription: a man cheerfully saying “it’s worse” in French (“c’est pire”)]
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
My mom just sent me this video without any context??
thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today
For the love of Gods, unmute this please
oh my god it’s back, i didnt think this video was real i thought i dreamed it once holy shit
Per the Yahtzee Rule Book…
If you roll 5 – 2 – 5 – 6 – 5 and score in the Fives category, your total for the category would be 15, because there are three fives, which are added together.
If a random doggo rolls a tennis ball with the soggy side up, he automatically wins the game and you must give him an enthusiastic belly rub.
if it happened at all, it happened like that 