Eighties Babies Are Officially the Brokest Generation

jadelyn:

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kawuli:

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“A Federal Reserve study shows Americans born between 1980 and 1989 have 34 percent lower net worths than they should for their age. ”

Hoo…..ray?

Go us. Uh.

Does anybody else feel like killing an industry or two to celebrate?

yippee for me.

It’s an inverse participation trophy. Congrats on not being able to participate in wealth generating activities bc the world has gone to shit!

Eighties Babies Are Officially the Brokest Generation

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ravage-trash:

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lesbeonn:

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cool

RAT TRAIL

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These are actually shrews!! They all hold onto the base of each other’s tails and travel in a line so they don’t get lost from their mother while out in the open! ((What makes it even better; these little groups are referred to as caravans!))

Thank you for the explanation! At first I was concerned that it was a very strangely arranged rat king. Your explanation is much more adorable.

SHREW CHOO TRAIN!! 

SHREW CHOO TRAIN!! 

SHREW CHOO TRAIN!!

asphy7:

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noctumsolis:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

do flat earthers think earth still moves in space like some sort of planet sized frisbee 

this is my new religion god made the frisbee-earth and then just tossed us into the abyss 

the world ends when his dog catches it

As cosmogonies go I’ve seen worse.

Two great, but opposed, celestial forces: God, who created the world, and Dog, who will end it

So Ragnarok?