if it happened at all, it happened like that

A New Hope + Onion Headlines

rnyfh:

in this house we stan dionysus!

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

michaelmoonsbookshop:

michaelmoonsbookshop:

Illustration by Arthur Rackham for the end papers of the Ring of the Niblung

[Sold]

bisexuhellvevo:

My favourite thing about the new EU privacy regulations is the email after email from companies that are like “We decided, completely of our own accord, to change our privacy policy, because we care so much about you and your privacy. We care so much that we’ve updated it in your favour, because we just right now developed a conscience over these things. Please love us, we’re so good to you.”

heartsfemme:

heartsfemme:

do u ever just wanna drop out of academics and move to rural france so u can spend the rest of ur life making a living carving those lil fancy soaps

this is the dream babey!

thebianthem:

Janelle Monáe – Dirty Computer [Emotion Picture]

oh man I’d forgotten how much fun* filling out job applications was

*unnatural combination of unimaginable stress and boredom

starsinursa:

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

thatpettyblackgirl:

Congrats to Generation Z on their very first kill! May the blood on your lips taste sweeter than wine!

byzantienne:

stbrigid:

Ra Ra Rasputin – The West Cork Ukulele Orchestra (Boney M cover)

Irish musicianship, Russian history, and a cover of a ridiculous disco song that I already adore… Sometimes the internet treats me to something so pure, I’m left utterly speechless.

This is entirely and completely delightful.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)