if it happened at all, it happened like that

Twitter Absolutely Roasted An Article About Saving Twice Your Salary By Age 35

miyajimosachi:

When the sun rises, it feels so slow, but when it sets, it goes so fast.

she be ready to clock out just like the rest of us

strohller27:

markv5:

Синьора

“Señora”

acoolguy:

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

nerdjpg:

It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font.

“Yes, Perfect”

deepnest:

deepnest:

every cat exists on a sliding scale of ‘unit’ to ‘goblin’ with exotic longhairs and oriental shorthairs both being on the extreme yet opposite ends of the spectrum

shoutout to @archangelpng for creating & submitting this explosive take

dadpat-tactual:

fandomshatepeopleofcolor:

Corporations are not your friend.They only want to appeal to you so that they can have your money.Putting rainbow on mickey’s ears but refusing to have any queer representation in their movies is an empty gesture

petalier:

@WeHeartIt /entry/237211024

captain-flint:

Miranda Barlow Memorial Week:

Day 7: Free choice – Text posts