did they send me mumfords
when i asked
for sons
concept: instead of 4 more Fantastic Beasts movies, Comedy Central takes over and produces 50 episodes of Drunk History: Wizarding World Edition
historian, holding his 5th glass of firewhiskey: I’m here to talk to you about…. about Claudius Cleansweep, the goddamn founder of modern Quidditch.
[cut to Gilderoy Lockhart in period attire]
a group of 7th year Hogwarts girls huddled around a dozen empty bottles of butterbeer: Nononono no fuck Dumbler…dumberder. Door. I wanna talk about the fucking baddest bitch in Hogsnose. Fuckin’ Minerva fucking McGonnagal *sees a cat* oh fuck is that her?
Some lambs to make u feel better 🐑😊
I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead?
People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even know.
Also PoC erasure, most people don’t know he was 100% Indian
Specifically he was Parsi.
Also raisedZeroastrian.*zoroastrian
#i dont think the white boys can handle a queer brown guy being their god
^^^
centuries of religious art featuring white-skinned blue-eyed Jesus have made that pretty clear
‘What do you call a small piece of wood stuck under the skin?’ –> lexical change in English dialects, 1950s vs. today.
You can tell by the way I walk I’m a woman’s man no time to talk
I personally believe that James, Sirius, and Peter looked back on their first year and a half of knowing Remus with nostalgia, for one reason only. Sure, now they know him better since learning about his furry little problem, but Truth or Dare was a great time back in those days. Remus would never pick truth, so the craziest stuff that went down in the Gryffindor common room was because of this soft-spoken eleven year old screwing things up on a dare. After his secret was out, well… he never let the others go back.
climb
I’m really proud of my novel. Hope to actually write it one day.