I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING
When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.
the “your top songs of 2018″ spotify playlists are out so u know what that means! send me a number between 1 and 100 and i’ll tell u what that song is on my playlist
this is like something directly and vividly extracted from one of my nightmares. it’s just a water slide but i have a teensy weensy phobia of them
This is what COOL Hell is like
This is what happens if you click the right “Bro, join me on gay weekend” link
Adulthood is 50% “I’m too young for this to be happening” and 50% “I’m too old for this shit”.
Now, this is good.
if it happened at all, it happened like that 