Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT
Awakening Girl. Eva Gonzalès (French, 1849-1883). Oil on canvas. Kunsthalle Bremen.
This is a deceptively simple work with most of the canvas covered by the whiteness of the bed linens and the woman’s gown. One’s eye is drawn to the beautiful face of the woman, which is framed, in stark contrast, by her dark hair. The background is balanced by the bedside table on which lie the blue flowers and the book which was likely read prior to the woman sleeping.
my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing
i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second
The mom friend override
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If Star Wars were a 1980’s High School movie.
WOW WAIT HANG ON JUST A MINUTE
Hey soloontherocks
excuse me we need to talk about motorcycle gang Vader and Fett
Oh my dog I LOVE THIS
Manhole cover in Wiesbaden, Germany
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Tight spiral counterclockwise staircases like that were an important part of medieval defense, because it would give one side an advantage in ability to maneuver their right hand. What I’m saying is Germany is clearly preparing for a sword fight with the mole men, and I’m scared.
Well do you see any mole men in Wiesbaden? Or Germany in general? I rest my case.
if it happened at all, it happened like that 