deanscasanova:

1) Bone of the father, unwillingly given 

2) Flesh of the servant, willingly sacrificed 

3) Blood of the enemy, forcefully taken 

oldroots:

introverts be like i cant wait to wear my big sweater and eat a book

cockmcstuffins:

let’s stop making fun of shirtless werewolves and just acknowledge that lycanthropy is a tits out kind of affliction

fartgallery:

In France, successful people eat mushrooms every morning because its the breakfast of champignons

brehaaorgana:

j.k.r. needs like one close friend to sit her down and go: “okay, but, go over this with me again. you decided the evil snake your dark wizard kept as a pet and vessel of his fragmented horrific soul – the one that has to be murdered in order to defeat the evil wizard – is in fact….an asian woman who was cursed to eventually become a beast and monster in her own body. am i getting this right? the asian woman turns into a snake because her bloodline is cursed and then she becomes the pet of a white supremacist with magic. you invented a body curse specifically for turning women into monsters and your first thought was not like, subversion of fairy tale misogyny but….to add a layer of racism? just trying to understand here.”