me: *follows a tag*
tumblr: you want to see the same post you already liked and reblogged 27 times on your dash today? you want to see that post again despite already clicking the little x on it? ur a bitch?
*clicks the x*
Tumblr: oh so you want OP to choke to death because this post just didn’t meet your standards, huh?
“not all men” you’re right, chidi anagonye, a former professor of ethics and moral philosophy, would never do this
#he would also never do anything (by @horusporus) al;skdjflkasdsj omggg
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of wi-fi.”
i have been in a drunk-hungover loop from Friday till Sunday and oh my god i have never so looked forward to a cottage pie in my life
this is a good hole and i would like to lurk in it
That’s Carlsbad caverns. Hope you like bats and birds.
i do, i would like to crouch amongst the bats and birds
if it happened at all, it happened like that 