esser-z:

magical-awesome-kid:

spartanlocke:

princessautopsy:

madamehearthwitch:

madamehearthwitch:

fitter4me:

Black smoothie bowl?? đŸ˜±đŸ˜± made with frozen bananas and activated charcoal!

FYI – charcoal absorbs stuff (toxins) in your stomach, which sounds like a great idea unless of course you happen to be on any meds. 

In particular it will fuck your antidepressants and birth control right up.

Ofttimes it’s used to induce vomiting. If you’re super duper lucky, it’ll cause a blockage in your intestines.

It’s used MEDICINALLY to treat poisonings. Not to make something ~aesthetic~

Try food coloring instead y’all.

Reblogging this for the day crowd because I’ve been seeing a LOT of posts about using activated charcoal in recipes and just
 like don’t. Pls. Don’t.

not to mention it’ll kill all the good bacteria in your body too. this stuff is particularly bad for your liver and kidneys. dont eat charcoal kids

“dont eat charcoal kids” is really something we have to say in the year of our lord 2018 huh

There’s a reason breathing in coal dust in mines is considered a hazard to your health


There is, but it’s unrelated to eating charcoal

wheel-skellington:

pancakeke:

wheel-skellington:

my mutuals are allowed to approach me with friendship but im an irl npc so i cant approach, thems the rules

if I ask you to be my friend will you respond with the the single stock line you know?

If you must travel, by the Nine, stay on the roads! It’s the Daedra, you see.

newtmann:

i literally cannot comprehend the people who act like shipping is some kind of crusade or moral obligation. like if you ask them why they ship something they say “oh it’s groundbreaking representation” or some shit instead of talking about how they like the way the characters interact.

obviously representation is important but nobody is going to give you a medal for only shipping wholesome healthy all-natural 100% organic gmo-free pure pairings, you’re allowed to just
have fun. sometimes you just want two characters to kiss. you’re not a bad person for not writing a thousand-page thesis mathematically proving that your otp will end oppression across the globe

wrangletangle:

morstan:

i dont know when it happened but somewhere along the way “shipping” got a new meaning for younger folk that seems to translate to “i want these people together for real asap”. i think the media had something to do with it. but guys.

guys.

shipping absolutely Does Not mean demanding anything from people/creators. shipping isn’t about expecting and waiting for the day it will certainly happen. it is not a direct translation to Happen Or Die.

shipping means you like the idea of two (or more) people together. you like the concept. you find it fun to imagine the dynamics. you even create fanon content of it (fic, art, edits). it’s all in your head and it’s Fine that way.

is it nice to have a ship become canon? oh my god, yes. but that’s not what shipping is about and yall need to take a step back and breathe because being a jerk to people aint gonna change their mind about ships.

have a good night.

Some shippers support relationships that are portrayed or acknowledged as established in canon, some shippers like relationships that exist only as subtext
(whether intentional or accidental – itself a topic of debate), and
some prefer relationships where the characters have no subtext
discernible to non-shippers. Some fans ship characters who never even
appear in canon together! It is important to note that some percentage
of fans actively do not want their ship to become canon, especially
wrongshippers and fans who don’t trust the show’s writers and producers to “do it right”. Shippers have been known to regret it when their wish came true.

–Shipping article on Fanlore

jenndoesnotcare:

glumshoe:

One of my favorite tropes is “Villain Decay”. It’s not a redemption or reformation – the character themself doesn’t necessarily change morally or behaviorally, but the as the stakes become higher and more serious antagonists are introduced, the original villain seems harmless and friendly in comparison.