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Old Dog with New Tricks: Too much happens in this.
Long Shot: A villain with a stupid accent has it in for Cowley.
Where the Jungle Ends: Some people from Bodie’s past turn up and they’re not nice.
Killer with a Long Arm: A villain with a stupid accent wants to kill someone who bears an uncanny resemblance of the Greek king and also the lads are so in love.
Heroes: Shotgun Tommy has fun and dies doing what he liked best.
Private Madness, Public Danger: Someone wants to poison the water supply and we don’t get nearly enough shots of soaking wet lads.
The Female Factor: Some woman from Doyle’s past turns up and gets killed.
Everest Was Also Conquered: There are Lesbians (one of them ends up dead, but so do a lot of other people in this episode).
Close Quarters: Bodie’s holiday is sabotaged by some villains with stupid accents.
Klansmen: Racism is bad.
Look After Annie: George Cowley was in love once.
Stake Out: This is not how nuclear bombs work but on the other hand we get nearly 35 minutes of the lads doing nothing in particular.
When the Heat Cools Off: A case from Doyle’s past comes back to haunt him.

Rogue: CI5’s first agent ever has other plans.
Hunter/Hunted: Someone has it in for Doyle and the lads are very much in love.
First Night: Doyle nags Bodie about his eating habits.
The Rack: I’ve been reliably informed that this isn’t how courts of enquiry work.
Man Without a Past: Someone almost kills Bodie’s girlfriend of the week and he isn’t happy about it.
In the Public Interest: Undercover as gay.
Not a Very Civil Civil Servant: Crime also happens in the building industry.
A Stirring of Dust: There are a lot of old agents and Bodie sneezes.
Blind Run: Only George Cowley knows what is going on.
Fall Girl: Some woman from Bodie’s past turns up and gets killed, also everyone is unhappy with everyone else.
Backtrack: Ray Doyle has to fend off Marge Harper and Bodie is very amused by this.
Servant of Two Masters: George Cowley plays everyone, part I.
The Madness of Mickey Hamilton: Emperor Palpatine has it in for doctors and it’s all terribly depressing.

Stopover: The lads are chewed out by Cowley repeatedly and they go to a pub.
Runner: The plot is overcomplicated but now we know that Ray Doyle is still in the habit of walking into Bodie’s bedroom when he’s got a girlfriend there and also slapping your colleague’s bum is apparently part of the procedure to disarm bombs.
A Hiding to Nothing: People’s arses are relevant to the plot.
Dead Reckoning: Bodie is a great big softie on the inside.
Mixed Doubles: Goodies and baddies aren’t so different and there is a sleepover.
Need to Know: George Cowley plays everyone, part II.
The Purging of CI5: Someone has it in for CI5.
Fugitive: The running tackle of love happens.
The Acorn Syndrome: Some girl was kidnapped and Doyle has to fend off a bored housewife.
Slush Fund: A hitman is contracted to kill a journalist and Bodie manages to convince the journalist’s wife that he’s a mildly competent burglar.
Weekend in the Country: Bodie’s and Doyle’s holiday is sabotaged by some villains.
Take Away: CI5 is part of an international investigation in drug trade that exploits the Chinese community and it’s all rather bleak.
Involvement: For reasons unknown, Ray Doyle decides to marry but in the end he narrowly avoids the fate of Classic Who companions.

The Gun: Something about a gun and drugs.
Wild Justice: Someone from Bodie’s past died and he isn’t happy about it.
Black Out: An amnesiac woman turns up and the lads visit a lot of country pubs.
It’s Only a Beautiful Picture: Bodie and Doyle have to repair to the country to defeat a smuggler.
Blood Sports: Bodie plays cricket and later on he’s jealous because Doyle has an eye on the stepsister of a victim of an assassination.
Hijack: A villain of the old sort ‘helps out’ a guy from the GDR embassy and Doyle’s girlfriend’s flatmate is caught up in it.
You’ll be All Right: A criminal asks Doyle for help and Bodie’s girlfriend is annoyed because she gets roped into this operation.
Kickback: Someone from Bodie’s past turns up and for a change he is sort of nice, considering.
Discovered in a Graveyard: I can’t believe it’s not fanfiction.
Foxhole on the Roof: A disgruntled villain wants to make a lot of money and holds hospital patients hostage.
The Ojuka Situation: Charles Dance was young once and I don’t know why Cowley even bothers to tell Bodie to stay put when Doyle is in danger.
Operation Susie: Everything goes wrong and this is not how chemical analysis works.
The Untouchables: George Cowley arranges a girlfriend for Bodie to get rid of an assassin with a stupid accent.

Cry Wolf: A woman is stalked and taken seriously.
A Man Called Quinn: A former agent was tortured for years and now has it in for Cowley, among other people.
Lawson’s Last Stand: This is not how physics work.
No Stone: Things go mostly wrong and Bodie and Doyle possibly adopt a dog.
Spy Probe: The lads infiltrate an organisation of hitmen and Pros is possibly an elaborate fantasy developed by Tom from Waiting for God.

THE MOST TRUTH

One day I’m going to re-do this post, but in the style of AO3 tags – because Pros is a series that uses one fanfic trope after another.

I had to repost it because it is so damn funny and truth!!!!!!