gbbo – if it happened at all, it happened like that

skalidra:

dangerhamster:

meanoldhag:

meanoldhag:

there’s a lot to unpack here

👀

like 60% of the appeal of this show is the unintentional sex jokes

Unintentional? Bold of you to assume they don’t know exactly what they’re doing.

naufragous:

avdromedas:

mood

Oh Rahul.

bassoonrockeur:

The most relatable bake off feeling.

stardust-rain:

the signature challenges like:

Briony saying “it’s okay, it’s not the end of the world” while actively crying is just so #relatable

bombus-terrific:

In the gbbo tent: *someone says they’re putting alcohol in their recipe*

Mary, defying Channel 4 and bursting through the side of the tent:

rominatrix:

Selasi’s botanical week (◕ᴗ◕✿)

cutiepie-tro:

alpacamyhedgehog:

librarian-amy:

starstuffandalotofcoffee:

thebibliosphere:

trashfirefallon:

lovelyladylunacy:

y’all are missing out on the real dream fancast for aziraphale and crowley

@thebibliosphere

*slams hands down on table* yessssss

#…OH MY #yes #gbbo #pratchett #does this mean Paul and Mary are the Two Horsepersons of the Apocalypse

FUCK YES IT DOES

And I beheld, and lo, a black horse; and he that sat on him had a bread-knife in his hand. And I heard a voice say, This is under-proved, and that is over-baked; and see that thou blend thy flavors wisely.

And I looked, and behold, a pale horse: and her name that sat on him was Judgement, and Dismissal followed with her. And power was given unto her over the earth, to bake, and to taste, and to examine, and to diplomatically criticize.

And I saw under the judging table the souls of them that baked: and they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, dost thou not judge and avenge the sweat of our brow on them that write the technical challenges?

#and the Lord spake unto the angel that guarded the tent #saying ‘Where is the biscuit that was given unto thee?’#and the Angel finished her milk and said #I had it here only a moment ago #must have put it down somewhere #forget my own head next #and the Lord did not ask her again

@fieldofclover

mayanangel:

American baking shows: I’M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS I’M JUST HERE TO CONQUER AND DESTROY

British baking shows:

thatgirlonstage:

marlowehoe:

star-anise:

weightandsea:

positive-memes:

Using unwholesome language to keep your show wholesome

Awwwwwwww

As well as swearing, they also use brand names,

This must be the definition of chaotic good honestly

Honestly it would probably also help me stop crying if there was a lady standing next to me shouting “Nike! Adidas! Tastykake! Gucci! Google! Pringles! Fuck, I’m blanking shit shit shit fuck shit just keep swearing shit shit COMCAST”