Dead ass tho. We sometimes forget, collectively as a group of people observing this franchise, that there are nasty dance clubs all over the Star Wars universe. The Galaxy. An entire system of worlds. There are places that play shitty dance remixes for 12 hours and where cross fraction hook ups probably happen every night.
Do not forget this. Beyond Tatooine, beyond stuffy meeting halls, the palaces of royalty, a storm trooper probably just had his 3rd drink and he’s bout to get the best dick of his life from something with 4 arms. He’s living the dream. Do not forget him.
where’s my poe dameron and general hux keep bumping into each other on gay space tinder AU and poe uses it exclusively to roast him after hux’s stupid ass inevitably swipes right
even though hux uses a fake name and his profile photo is like a low lighting shot of his scrawny ass collarbones poe knows it’s him every time and he gets him with like an entry level BOFA joke on the first message every single time
if it happened at all, it happened like that 