
Started watching The Good Place the other day.
Random The Good Place Headcanon
Everyone else is saying fuck and being censored, but Chidi really is just saying “fork”.
Jason has forgotten that they’re being censored and has been saying fork because everyone else is saying fork
why are jason’s only solutions for any problem either ‘molotov cocktail’ or ‘marriage’
Most people: fight or flight
Jason Mendoza: fight or fuck
He’s got the the face of a Greek god and the problem solving ability of one too

why none of them got into The Good Place
What I love about this is its acknowledgment that Jason had no intentions at all
eleanor shellstrop is Officially Bisexual and i literally cannot think of a better end to bi week than this
the good place + texts
#me trying to explain literally anything